About
‘AreYouTheFarmer?’ are a non-collective non-group of artists, freaks
- and amusingly shaped Vegetables of differing backgrounds, disciplines & IQs.

Using vegetables, minerals & down right criminal spoken word,
dispoetic visual arts, surrealism with one nipple tassel,
experimentation & the randomness of life.

We deconstruct what all others have constructed.
We juxtapose far distant things.
We voyage where others fear to Bingo!
Exeter's Premier non-Collective 'AreYouTheFarmer?'
Lock up your girdles & loin your girds!
We are the people your mother warned you about!

We want to decree a permanent state of happiness,
We want wild & ephemeral music,
The world is fucked,
So put on some glitter,
Do not adjust your mind; it is reality that is malfunctioning!

Nothing is real, everything is permitted!

Disclaimer:

So you’re offended. So fucking what?

The question seems flippant at first glance. Even rude. But it is a serious and profound question. You’re feelings are hurt. You’ve chosen to take offence at somebody else’s words. So fucking what?

It’s an offensive world we live in. Deal with it like an adult. You have not been physically harmed. Why should your offence be more important than someone else’s freedom to express themselves?

So. Fucking. What?

Before you picket a theatre, write to your local paper, fire your AK-47 in the air, or call for someone’s head on a plate, ask yourself this question. Can you give an honest and coherent answer, explaining why your personal hurt feelings take precedence over someone else’s freedom?

Because you need to have an answer to this question. And it has to be a good one. Otherwise you will just be dismissed as an irrational, immature cry-baby with an inflated sense of the importance of your own sensibilities.

So.

Fucking.

What?